Reblogged from unstoppablyplushjuggernaut
Look how badass he is while holding that baby
But what if he used it on the guy who came to the door for his daughter?
TELL ME, MIDGARDIAN. WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS TOWARDS MY DAUGHTER?
I AM OBLIGED TO INFORM YOU NOW THAT ANY DISRESPECT TOWARDS HER SHALL SURELY END POORLY FOR YOU.
WHOSOEVER DATETH MY DAUGHTER
IF HE BE WORTHY
THE BLESSING OF THOR
The sound I made reading those
Thor wouldn’t be so bad, he can be pacified with liquor. I think it’d be scarier dating Mark Ruffalo’s daughters. Can you imagine: you go to meet your girlfriend’s dad and it’s The Hulk?
#Don’t make her angry, kid #You wouldn’t like me if she’s angry #RAAAAAH #I’m sorry, that was mean
I would be running so fast…