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theanimalblog:

Four white tiger cubs, including a rare albino tiger, are seen at the Skazka Zoo in Yalta, Ukraine.  Picture: Skazka Zoo/AP

Hold up, hold it right there.

All the summers spent in Yalta, visiting family, and NO ONE told me there was a zoo! A zoo with, apparently, tigers! All that time frolicking amid the mimosa trees and running around the beach and not one person said, “Hey, let’s go the zoo today.”

When I see my grandmother this week, I will march right up to her, look her in the eye and say, “How could you, grandma. How could you.” (Er, well I’ll say it in Russian. Shut up, Translation Convention!)

Finally interrogated grandma about this alleged zoo. Grandmother denies all allegations and firmly maintains no zoo was in existance during our time there. Must investigate further.

I may or may not be using this as an excuse to reblog a basket full of baby tigers one more time.

Reblogged from tinuethtrek

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

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persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

The Legend of Zelda.

You’re not Zelda.

Okami

You paint everything to death.

Mario Party

All of your friends are assholes

Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.

Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.

Dungeons and Dragons

Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.

world of nerf your favorite class craft

portal 1/2

everything is a lie and everyone hates you

Halo: Combat Evolved you get to shoot aliens and ride in cars

Okami

You’re a white dog voiced by an annoying flea who runs around a painting and drawing flowers.

The Mass Effect series. You dance like Elaine Benes no matter what your sex.

The Golden Sun series: the hours you spend trying to stop a thing from happening, but the thing happens anyway and usually it’s cause you made it.

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Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

i’m good

i’ve been sitting here with this huge grin on my face and i can’t decide

my heart rate actually picked up a little

Aww man, now I went and disappointed myself.

maybe I’d rather not know…

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theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: MAN OF IRON. THERE WILL BE A BURST OF CLOUDS LATER THIS EVENING? I WISH FOR A BOX OF FIRE TWIGS SO THAT I MAY EMULATE THE ONE CALLED ADELE.

Tony: no

Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Tony: no, I am not giving you a box of matches so you can set fire to the rain.

(Submitted by Alice)

Reblogged from brandylips

Seems like an obvious crossover now that I think about it.

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VELUTINOUS

[adjective]

having a soft, velvety surface, as certain plants.

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