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ischadie:

theanimalblog:

Four white tiger cubs, including a rare albino tiger, are seen at the Skazka Zoo in Yalta, Ukraine.  Picture: Skazka Zoo/AP

Hold up, hold it right there.
All the summers spent in Yalta, visiting family, and NO ONE told me there was a zoo! A zoo with, apparently, tigers! All that time frolicking amid the mimosa trees and running around the beach and not one person said, “Hey, let’s go the zoo today.”
When I see my grandmother this week, I will march right up to her, look her in the eye and say, “How could you, grandma. How could you.” (Er, well I’ll say it in Russian. Shut up, Translation Convention!)

Finally interrogated grandma about this alleged zoo. Grandmother denies all allegations and firmly maintains no zoo was in existance during our time there. Must investigate further.
I may or may not be using this as an excuse to reblog a basket full of baby tigers one more time.

Reblogged from ischadie

ischadie:

theanimalblog:

Four white tiger cubs, including a rare albino tiger, are seen at the Skazka Zoo in Yalta, Ukraine.  Picture: Skazka Zoo/AP

Hold up, hold it right there.

All the summers spent in Yalta, visiting family, and NO ONE told me there was a zoo! A zoo with, apparently, tigers! All that time frolicking amid the mimosa trees and running around the beach and not one person said, “Hey, let’s go the zoo today.”

When I see my grandmother this week, I will march right up to her, look her in the eye and say, “How could you, grandma. How could you.” (Er, well I’ll say it in Russian. Shut up, Translation Convention!)

Finally interrogated grandma about this alleged zoo. Grandmother denies all allegations and firmly maintains no zoo was in existance during our time there. Must investigate further.

I may or may not be using this as an excuse to reblog a basket full of baby tigers one more time.


“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”
“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”
“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”
“I’m not your brother.”
“HOLD MY HAND.”
“Fine.

Reblogged from tinuethtrek

“NOW, BABY BROTHER, HOLD MY HAND WHILE WE CROSS THE STREET.”

“Thor, stop that. I’m an adult.”

“HOLD MY HAND, BROTHER.”

“I’m not your brother.”

“HOLD MY HAND.”

“Fine.

(Source: jillypooh)

osheamobile:

strawberryjoel:

tehsmarty:

strayakuma:

blizooka:

kirbopher:

vero-chan:

superpsyguy:

heyitsthatsean:

lovelymetalhead3:

careyquitecontrary:

usagisquared:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.
Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.
You pick up things and use them sometimes.

The Legend of Zelda.
You’re not Zelda.

Okami
You paint everything to death.

Mario Party
All of your friends are assholes

Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.

Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.

Dungeons and Dragons
Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.

world of nerf your favorite class craft

portal 1/2
everything is a lie and everyone hates you

Halo: Combat Evolved you get to shoot aliens and ride in cars

Okami
You’re a white dog voiced by an annoying flea who runs around a painting and drawing flowers.

The Mass Effect series. You dance like Elaine Benes no matter what your sex.

The Golden Sun series: the hours you spend trying to stop a thing from happening, but the thing happens anyway and usually it’s cause you made it.

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osheamobile:

strawberryjoel:

tehsmarty:

strayakuma:

blizooka:

kirbopher:

vero-chan:

superpsyguy:

heyitsthatsean:

lovelymetalhead3:

careyquitecontrary:

usagisquared:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

The Legend of Zelda.

You’re not Zelda.

Okami

You paint everything to death.

Mario Party

All of your friends are assholes

Borderlands. There’s numbers everywhere when you hit enemies.

Sonic the Hedgehog. Run Right.

Dungeons and Dragons

Sitting around a table and talking about the die you just rolled.

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the not being able to jump on things to kill them and taking turns slapping each other instead.

world of nerf your favorite class craft

portal 1/2

everything is a lie and everyone hates you

Halo: Combat Evolved you get to shoot aliens and ride in cars

Okami

You’re a white dog voiced by an annoying flea who runs around a painting and drawing flowers.

The Mass Effect series. You dance like Elaine Benes no matter what your sex.

The Golden Sun series: the hours you spend trying to stop a thing from happening, but the thing happens anyway and usually it’s cause you made it.

(Source: effyeahpegasister)

osheamobile:

zoeblaize:

canni8al:

prettyflyforaredspy:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.



I did it
Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

i’m good

i’ve been sitting here with this huge grin on my face and i can’t decide

my heart rate actually picked up a little 

Aww man, now I went and disappointed myself.

maybe I’d rather not know…

Reblogged from osheamobile

osheamobile:

zoeblaize:

canni8al:

prettyflyforaredspy:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

i’m good

i’ve been sitting here with this huge grin on my face and i can’t decide

my heart rate actually picked up a little

Aww man, now I went and disappointed myself.

maybe I’d rather not know…

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

Reblogged from tinuethtrek

(Source: thefourthfireshadow)

Reblogged from gloriousmadness

(Source: beyondthebillboards)

Reblogged from tinuethtrek

lillian-raven:

#bring me some of this fine Pop-Tarts Thor said #bring me lots of ALCOHOL Tony said. #Bring me some corn flakes Bruce said #bring me something to eat Steve said #bring me some tampax Natasha said #IT’LL BE QUICK THEY SAID. #Fuck you. #You’re all getting some hot dog buns. #That is all. 

I need to stop reblogging the fictitious lives people make up for fictitious characters, but they’re just so funny.

(Source: drconnors)

theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: MAN OF IRON. THERE WILL BE A BURST OF CLOUDS LATER THIS EVENING? I WISH FOR A BOX OF FIRE TWIGS SO THAT I MAY EMULATE THE ONE CALLED ADELE.
Tony: no
Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.
Tony: no, I am not giving you a box of matches so you can set fire to the rain.
(Submitted by Alice)

Reblogged from tinuethtrek

theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: MAN OF IRON. THERE WILL BE A BURST OF CLOUDS LATER THIS EVENING? I WISH FOR A BOX OF FIRE TWIGS SO THAT I MAY EMULATE THE ONE CALLED ADELE.

Tony: no

Thor: I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

Tony: no, I am not giving you a box of matches so you can set fire to the rain.

(Submitted by Alice)

Seems like an obvious crossover now that I think about it.

Reblogged from brandylips

Seems like an obvious crossover now that I think about it.

(Source: thereisaponyforthat)

Reblogged from stereophonique

dessertfox:

hellotailor:

Francis Alÿs, The Nightwatch, 2004 [x]

Surveillance cameras observe a fox exploring the Tudor and Georgian rooms of the National Portrait Gallery at night.

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE THING.

this is like something from a children’s book

I was so sure this would turn out to be a hoax, but there’s video footage!

Reblogged from unstoppablyplushjuggernaut

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

victoriousvocabulary:

VELUTINOUS
[adjective]
having a soft, velvety surface, as certain plants.

Reblogged from gothiccharmschool

victoriousvocabulary:

VELUTINOUS

[adjective]

having a soft, velvety surface, as certain plants.

(Source: sensitiveashes)

Reblogged from gloriousmadness

(Source: thatfunnything)

Conversations that happen when we’re watching Game of Thrones

Jon Snow: I know how to do it.

Me: You know nothing, Jon snow.

Ygritte:

Me: EEEEEEEEE!

Husband: Why is that phrase so important to you?!

You’ll have to forgive him. He hasn’t read the books.

Reblogged from dduane

  • Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
  • Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
  • Aragorn: Legolas stop
  • Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
  • Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
  • Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
  • Boromir: is this really necessary
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
  • Gandalf: this could take a while
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
  • Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
  • Elrond: good god man calm down
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
  • Frodo: *falls asleep*
  • Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
  • Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
  • Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
  • Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
  • Gimli: this is ridiculous
  • Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
  • Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
  • Legolas: SON OF BELEG
  • Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
  • Aragorn: Legolas
  • Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
  • Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
  • Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
  • Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
  • Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
  • Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
  • Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
  • Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
  • Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
  • Gimli: finally
  • Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
  • Boromir: anything to make you shut up